Mar

28th

2022

Dear Will Smith · 5:56am Mar 28th, 2022

So, what, your wife takes dicks better than you take jokes?

Hope your reputation takes a serious hit, you fucking douche. Hell, you should be arrested for assault.

(If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry, the clip will be everywhere by morning.)

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Apr

1st

2022

Thoughts on the Oscars slap · 3:17am Apr 1st, 2022

To be fair, both Will Smith and Chris Rock are in the wrong. While Chris maintained professionalism, took it in stride, and kept the ceremony going, it's inappropriate that he made a G.I. Jane joke to Jada Pinkett Smith who is diagnosed with alopecia. Making fun of someone's medical condition is not okay.

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Mar

30th

2022

My reaction to the whole Will Smith slapping Chris Rock drama... · 9:43pm Mar 30th, 2022

Report TheClownPrinceofCrime · 233 views · #Hahahahaha #Will Smith #Chris Rock #watching the show

Sep

22nd

2021

My Review of Dr. Dolittle (RIP Norm Macdonald) · 8:53pm Sep 22nd, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Dec

1st

2022

My Review of Osmosis Jones · 11:21pm Dec 1st, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

Report TheClownPrinceofCrime · 258 views · #Osmosis Jones #Warner Bros #Chris Rock #Laurence Fishburne #David Hyde Pierce #Bill Murray #Brandy #Chris Elliott #William Shatner #Review #Opinion

Dec

8th

2021

My Review of Merry Madagascar · 7:49pm Dec 8th, 2021

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)

Report TheClownPrinceofCrime · 148 views · #Merry Madagascar #Christmas #Holidays #Ben Stiller #Chris Rock #Jim Cummings #Jada Pinkett Smith #David Schwimmer #Great #Special #Review

Mar

25th

2022

My Review of BEE Movie · 2:21am Mar 25th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Feb

16th

2022

My Review of Madly Madagascar · 3:38am Feb 16th, 2022

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)

Report TheClownPrinceofCrime · 148 views · #Madly Madagascar #Ben Stiller #David Schwimmer #Chris Rock #Jada Pinkett Smith #Danny Jacobs #Tom McGrath #Phil LaMarr #John DiMaggio #DreamWorks #Holiday Special #Valentine’s Day

Oct

13th

2020

My Movie Review on Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted · 9:24pm Oct 13th, 2020

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 185th film analysis, and the fifth installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted".